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Ward Cleaver Jr. is a fictional character in the American television sitcom Leave It to Beaver. Ward and his wife, June, are often invoked as archetypal suburban parents of the 1950s baby boomers. At the start of the show, the couple are the parents of Wally, a 13-year-old in the seventh grade, and seven-year-old second-grader Theodore, nicknamed \"The Beaver\". A typical episode from Leave It to Beaver follows a misadventure committed by one or both of the boys, and ends with the culprits receiving a moral lecture from their father and a hot meal from their mother.
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{"type":"general","setup":"How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?","punchline":"A little shaken.","id":145}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fly without wings?","punchline":"A walk.","id":206}
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